Bolton Wanderers against Blackburn Rovers

At some point, Gavin McCann came on sporting a fetching Rab C Nesbitt style headband.

Tamir Cohen was substituted and replaced with Christian Wilhelmsson after 62 minutes.

A couple of minutes after that O'Brien put in an important block on Pedersen as he steadied himself before letting fly from six yards out.

Santa Cruz had an effort saved from close range. Soon after this, man mountain Chistopher Samba sent a poor header bouncing in to the Bolton goal over Jaaskelainen to equalise for the visitors. Joy unconfined.

And if you have been sitting there for the past three hours anxiously waiting for my next piece of lurid description on today's match then bless you and here is a(very)brief synopsis of what you missed in the tale of Bolton Blackburn:

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HALF-TIME: A marvellous goal to light up a dreary game at the Reebok. It deserves to win the match but if it does that probably means we are going to get served up more of the same mainly mediocre fare in the second half.

The battle of Nelsen V Davies continues with the Bolton man getting the free-kick this time.

The free-kick comes in from the right and Santa Cruz is up highest amongst a scrum of players but he is under pressure and can't get the direction he needs. His header just over the crossbar.

Campo is booked for a late challenge and he will now miss Bolton's match against Fulham.

GOAL: Kevin Nolan has bit a beauty!! Friedel punches a cross out and when the ball is hooked back over to Nolan he keeps his eye on it before hitting a cracking volley over Friedel's head. No booing for Nolan from the Bolton fans now. Superb stuff.

Nelsen fouls Kevin of the Nolan thirty yards out. Campo is going to shoot from the free-kick. Doesn't he know he can't throw this one??? He might have been better off doing so though as his shot makes it about as far as the Blackburn wall whose laughter rebounds the ball away from Friedel's goal.

Great tackle from Warnock on Davies. Yet another Campo special on the near side comes in but this time Dunn clears with his back to goal.

Davies fouls Nelsen this time. To me it just looked like two muscular men enjoying the physicality of the beautiful game in a fair sporting manner but one man's firm challenge is another's free-kick.

No, but it is in range for Stephen Reid. At least he thinks so. He shoots low and hard but straight at Jaaskelainen who has no trouble collecting it.

O'Brien handles under pressure from McCarthy. Is in in range for Bentley?

Foul by Ryan Nelsen on Kevin Davies. The big men make their way from the back but it is Davies who wins the knock down. He can't find one of his own men though and Blackburn clear.

Not a classic so far. But a corner to Bolton. Maybe something exciting will happen here. Well, players clambering over each other followed by an overhit Ricardo Gardner cross out of play is not really the most riveting passage of play we will see, but it is something.

Bolton knock the ball around in a rather haphazard manner and seem unsure of what to do with it and, if they are, unable to actually do it. Then Blackburn get it back.

Corner to Blackburn. And another. Campo gets his head to the second one and eventually Bolton get the goal-kick.

Lovely lifted ball over the head of Stelios from Bentley. Flash, but effective.

Campo has another couple of long throw ins to the penalty area but Blackburn are wise to his ways and get both away. After this he is a little careless on the edge of his penalty area when in possession but gets away with his dithering.

Corner comes over and this time Jaaskelainen looks nervous, flapping at a ball he should have caught. Throw-in to Blackburn on the far side and McCarthy tries a spectacular which doesn't really work out.

Terrible defensive header from Gardner who is under no pressure but sill concedes for a corner.

This time O'Brien is the wronged party and Bolton have free-kick wide right of Blackburn's goal. It's long and high and Friedel thinks to himself 'I'm having that'. And he does.

Stephen Warnock, unable to pick up a team-mate, elects to pass to a Bolton player. Better than nobody I suppose and at least it keeps the ball in play.

Some odd defending from Bolton but Blackburn can't gain an advantage from some interesting clearances.

He curls the effort from twenty-six and a half yards out. He gets it up alright but, once up, is unable to get it down. A pity and he is now running around embarrassed with players pointing and asking 'what is that'.

Free-kick to Blackburn after O'Brien goes up for a challenge. David Bentley is going to take it.

Pedersen crosses from the left but Jaaskelainen stretches his lengthy frame to take the ball.

Campo has the time to steady himself for a long-range shot which makes the poverty of his effort even less excusable.

Davies is totally unmarked as the free-kick reaches him in the Blackburn six yard box but he is beaten by the angle. He gets his effort on target but Friedel blocks.

Heavy challenge from Dunn on Campo and the ref has a word in his shell-like.

Almost a superb ball over the heads of the Bolton defence from McCarthy as he seeks out his strike partner but it is slightly overhit and Santa Cruz is unable to get to it.

Best bit of football so far as Blackburn move it across their midfield until Bentley receives the ball, goes on a run and has a shot which Jaaskelainen does well to get down to.

A big hoof up the park from Samba in the general direction of his forwards but Jaaskelainen beats Santa Cruz to it easily enough.

Another couple of long throws from Campo, the second of which is flicked on nicely by Davies but nobody in a white shirt can reach his header.

Tamir Cohen, son of Avi, is fortunate to escape a yellow card and is a benificiary of the lack of minutes on the clock.

A few firm tackles go in from Blackburn. Bolton are probing around looking for a way through. They have a throw which is launched deep in to the Blackburn penalty area. Confusion reigns for a moment but is dethroned by a calm clearance.

Bolton start the game in their kit of all white. Blackburn are in red and black. Should be no confusion as to who's who then.

It is a Lancashire derby now shorn of the delightful skills of Mr Anelka, currently plying his ever shifting trade amongst the bright lights of London once more. Bolton will be looking at Kevin Davies to supply goals up front. Blackburn will be hoping this is not Mark Hughes last game in charge for them.

You've (possibly )nibbled on Sunderland Portsmouth, now get stuck in to Bolton Blackburn. It's a two course footballing feast as appetising as a month of turkey sarnies with no pay day in sight.

Great tackle from Warnock on Davies. Yet another Campo special on the near side comes in but this time Dunn clears with his back to goal.

Davies fouls Nelsen this time. To me it just looked like two muscular men enjoying the physicality of the beautiful game in a fair sporting manner but one man's firm challenge is another's free-kick.

No, but it is in range for Stephen Reid. At least he thinks so. He shoots low and hard but straight at Jaaskelainen who has no trouble collecting it.

O'Brien handles under pressure from McCarthy. Is in in range for Bentley?

Foul by Ryan Nelsen on Kevin Davies. The big men make their way from the back but it is Davies who wins the knock down. He can't find one of his own men though and Blackburn clear.

Not a classic so far. But a corner to Bolton. Maybe something exciting will happen here. Well, players clambering over each other followed by an overhit Ricardo Gardner cross out of play is not really the most riveting passage of play we will see, but it is something.

Bolton knock the ball around in a rather haphazard manner and seem unsure of what to do with it and, if they are, unable to actually do it. Then Blackburn get it back.

Corner to Blackburn. And another. Campo gets his head to the second one and eventually Bolton get the goal-kick.

Lovely lifted ball over the head of Stelios from Bentley. Flash, but effective.

Campo has another couple of long throw ins to the penalty area but Blackburn are wise to his ways and get both away. After this he is a little careless on the edge of his penalty area when in possession but gets away with his dithering.

Corner comes over and this time Jaaskelainen looks nervous, flapping at a ball he should have caught. Throw-in to Blackburn on the far side and McCarthy tries a spectacular which doesn't really work out.

Terrible defensive header from Gardner who is under no pressure but sill concedes for a corner.

This time O'Brien is the wronged party and Bolton have free-kick wide right of Blackburn's goal. It's long and high and Friedel thinks to himself 'I'm having that'. And he does.

Stephen Warnock, unable to pick up a team-mate, elects to pass to a Bolton player. Better than nobody I suppose and at least it keeps the ball in play.

Some odd defending from Bolton but Blackburn can't gain an advantage from some interesting clearances.

He curls the effort from twenty-six and a half yards out. He gets it up alright but, once up, is unable to get it down. A pity and he is now running around embarrassed with players pointing and asking 'what is that'.

Free-kick to Blackburn after O'Brien goes up for a challenge. David Bentley is going to take it.

Pedersen crosses from the left but Jaaskelainen stretches his lengthy frame to take the ball.

Campo has the time to steady himself for a long-range shot which makes the poverty of his effort even less excusable.

Davies is totally unmarked as the free-kick reaches him in the Blackburn six yard box but he is beaten by the angle. He gets his effort on target but Friedel blocks.

Heavy challenge from Dunn on Campo and the ref has a word in his shell-like.

Almost a superb ball over the heads of the Bolton defence from McCarthy as he seeks out his strike partner but it is slightly overhit and Santa Cruz is unable to get to it.

Best bit of football so far as Blackburn move it across their midfield until Bentley receives the ball, goes on a run and has a shot which Jaaskelainen does well to get down to.

A big hoof up the park from Samba in the general direction of his forwards but Jaaskelainen beats Santa Cruz to it easily enough.

Another couple of long throws from Campo, the second of which is flicked on nicely by Davies but nobody in a white shirt can reach his header.

Tamir Cohen, son of Avi, is fortunate to escape a yellow card and is a benificiary of the lack of minutes on the clock.

A few firm tackles go in from Blackburn. Bolton are probing around looking for a way through. They have a throw which is launched deep in to the Blackburn penalty area. Confusion reigns for a moment but is dethroned by a calm clearance.

Bolton start the game in their kit of all white. Blackburn are in red and black. Should be no confusion as to who's who then.

It is a Lancashire derby now shorn of the delightful skills of Mr Anelka, currently plying his ever shifting trade amongst the bright lights of London once more. Bolton will be looking at Kevin Davies to supply goals up front. Blackburn will be hoping this is not Mark Hughes last game in charge for them.

You've (possibly )nibbled on Sunderland Portsmouth, now get stuck in to Bolton Blackburn. It's a two course footballing feast as appetising as a month of turkey sarnies with no pay day in sight.